Magic 8 ball minus the magic

This was the conversation between me and my magic8ball on monday night.

Me: Magic 8ball..Magic 8ball..Will i get the job at XXX company after the interview with them today?

Magic 8ball: Without a doubt!

Me: YEAH!! Can i believe you?

Magic 8ball: YES

So i'm keeping my fingers crossed.... whch is until now. No calls/emails yet. CRAP! I think the magic 8ball is just a TOY after all... *sobsob* to think i trusted it?

Anyway there are like 20 different answers you can get from it. Here's Box and me with our very own 8ball (sold together with our own 20 answers...)

F*ck it
Screw that
Whatever
Get a life dude
I'm not telling you the truth
Not in your lifetime
Fat hope skinny chance
What the f*ck
Get Real
Never ever gonna happen
Bullshit
When pigs fly
Shitface is better then shit
That's Kinky
Let's not even go there

ok 15 is the best i can come out with, Ha! Box the rest is up to you to contribute if u got time. :p